Ask Your Mom If I’m Real – Funny Ugly Christmas Santa T-Shirt – Black, XL

Welcome to Clothing by Chromacloset – where fashion is designed to be bold, versatile, and unmistakably YOU. Whether you’re looking for a classic T-shirt, a cozy hoodie, a sleek polo, or a casual sweatshirt, our collection is built to make sure you never blend into the background. Every piece is crafted with a balance of comfort and style, so you can look good, feel confident, and express your personality every single day.

Why You’ll Love Our Clothing

• Premium Fabric Blend – Made from a high-quality mix of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, our garments are soft, breathable, durable, and resistant to shrinkage.
• Vibrant, Lasting Prints – Using advanced printing technology, every design comes to life in full detail and explosive color.
• Unisex Fit – Designed for everyone, our relaxed-yet-flattering unisex cut ensures versatility and easy styling.
• All-Day Comfort – From morning hustle to late-night hangouts, our apparel is perfect for work, leisure, or play.
• Trend-Driven & Timeless – Inspired by culture, crafted for the now, and designed to stay stylish season after season.

Material & Care Instructions

• Fabric Composition: 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester – soft, breathable, and durable.
• Care Guide:
  • Machine wash cold, inside-out.
  • Use mild detergent and wash with similar colors.
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry for best results.
  • Do not iron directly on graphics.

Sizing Guide

Our collection includes sizes from S to 5XL. Please refer to the charts below to find your perfect fit.

T-Shirt Size Chart

Size	Length (in/cm)	Bust (in/cm)	Shoulder (in/cm)
S	28 / 71	36 / 92	16 / 40
M	29 / 74	40 / 102	17 / 43
L	30 / 76	44 / 112	18 / 46
XL	31 / 79	48 / 122	19 / 49
2XL	32 / 81	52 / 132	20 / 52
3XL	33 / 84	56 / 142	22 / 55
4XL	34 / 86	60 / 152	23 / 58
5XL	35 / 88	64 / 162	24 / 61

Hoodie Size Chart

Size	Length (in/cm)	Bust (in/cm)	Shoulder (in/cm)
S	26 / 67	40 / 102	17 / 42
M	28 / 70	44 / 112	18 / 45
L	28 / 72	48 / 122	19 / 48
XL	30 / 75	52 / 132	20 / 51
2XL	30 / 76	56 / 142	21 / 54
3XL	31 / 79	60 / 152	22 / 57
4XL	32 / 82	64 / 162	24 / 60
5XL	33 / 85	68 / 172	25 / 63

Zip Hoodie Size Chart

Measurements are the same as Hoodie charts above.

Polo Shirt Size Chart

Size	Bust (in/cm)	Shoulder (in/cm)	Length (in/cm)
S	36 / 92	16 / 40	28 / 71
M	40 / 102	17 / 43	29 / 74
L	44 / 112	18 / 46	30 / 76
XL	48 / 122	19 / 49	31 / 79
2XL	52 / 132	20 / 52	32 / 81
3XL	56 / 142	22 / 55	33 / 84
4XL	60 / 152	23 / 58	34 / 86
5XL	64 / 162	24 / 61	35 / 88

Sweatshirt Size Chart

Size	Length (in/cm)	Bust (in/cm)	Shoulder (in/cm)
S	26 / 67	40 / 102	17 / 42
M	28 / 70	44 / 112	18 / 45
L	28 / 72	48 / 122	19 / 48
XL	30 / 75	52 / 132	20 / 51
2XL	30 / 76	56 / 142	21 / 54
3XL	31 / 79	60 / 152	22 / 57
4XL	32 / 82	64 / 162	24 / 60
5XL	33 / 85	68 / 172	25 / 63

Note: Due to manual measurement, there may be a slight variation of 1–3 cm. For the best fit, we recommend comparing these measurements with your favorite garment at home.